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This is a cartoon about black hot coffee, boy.
Feel the power.

Translation:

I made coffee... *sigh* black and delicious
Yes, boy, buddy, that's coffee, for real
And it's a fact that coffee is delicious
Err!
Black, boy
Hot
Black, boy
Hot
Black, boy
Hot
Black, boy
Black hot coffee!

Black coffee, boy
Do you even know
how delicious that tastes, for real?
And if I say coffee
I mean it dark black and piping hot-
Err-
Real delicious
extremely black coffee, boy
Err-
And if YOU talk shit about my coffee
oh yes, boy
Err-
I will kick you no-good chops
out of you fucking face
Fucking chops
Outta your face

Black, boy
Coffee
Hot
Coffee
Black hot coffee
Black, strong
And before all
Nice and delicious.
Err-
For real!
Err-

Nice black hot beautiful coffee, shit
*woman's voice* You can also pour
some milk in there!
*man's voice again* Mm.. Er... Black, boy!
It isn't black anymore if you pour
milk in that!
*woman's voice* Mmmhm, delicious!
*man's voice* Uehh... I think,
I just clamped a testicle, shit, boy!
*woman's voice* Your own fault...
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