The object of this game is to help McJohnson the nuclear walrus bounce around the ice and eat donuts while avoiding flying scissors and flashing "U CAN'T TOUCH THIS" signs. There are also health things you can get. (I had to add that last part because I'm a bit OCD.) Ahem, so, you help him bounce around by drawing border things on the ice and whatnot. There's a whole how to play thing in the game with extreme nerdy-voiceness that probably accounts for the majority of the file size. Meh. Okay, so, this game is really the new version of an old game called Marvin the Magic Marker that I made. I still have that version up so you can play it if you really want to so you can see how improved/mutilated it. I really had no idea where I was going with that game, so then I made this. I still didn't know where I was going with it, but my objective was for it to be as ridiculous as possible, which I think somewhat succeeded. At the same time, it makes a little bit more sense (understanding how to play wise anyway) so it's better, I think. Come on, this game has banjo music and funny me-trying-to-be-a-walrus sounds! Wooh!