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McJohnson the Walrus

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The object of this game is to help McJohnson the nuclear walrus bounce around the ice and eat donuts while avoiding flying scissors and flashing "U CAN'T TOUCH THIS" signs. There are also health things you can get. (I had to add that last part because I'm a bit OCD.) Ahem, so, you help him bounce around by drawing border things on the ice and whatnot. There's a whole how to play thing in the game with extreme nerdy-voiceness that probably accounts for the majority of the file size. Meh. Okay, so, this game is really the new version of an old game called Marvin the Magic Marker that I made. I still have that version up so you can play it if you really want to so you can see how improved/mutilated it. I really had no idea where I was going with that game, so then I made this. I still didn't know where I was going with it, but my objective was for it to be as ridiculous as possible, which I think somewhat succeeded. At the same time, it makes a little bit more sense (understanding how to play wise anyway) so it's better, I think. Come on, this game has banjo music and funny me-trying-to-be-a-walrus sounds! Wooh!


preatty fun

loved the how to play vid. it was really funny

I guess that's not supposed to happen, but...

I got off the screen, and nothing happened, the game kept going, but without the walrus...
AND I drawned the line, but he went trough the line...

(sorry for my bad english, I guess, because my english is bad, so I don't know if waht I wrote here is correct or wrong..)


i liked it it was entertaining, and funny, and the instructions were great as well


tutorial or how to play instruction is very funny

good game

ok, the tutorial is very clear (you have a funny voice :D). also the graphics are very good and the engine is even better. only if i draw trough the walrus it gets stuck what is annoying and maybe you should try to fix (if possible). also add some better music into it. it took me 5 minutes to figure out that u won't get damaged when I touch the wall XD. and I like donuts too.
keep up the good work.

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Credits & Info

3.27 / 5.00

Jul 2, 2010
1:29 PM EDT
Skill - Other