Run, Jesus Run!

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You have 10 seconds to redeem the humanity.
Arrow keys: Run. Space: Do Jesus Things.

Made in 4 days for the Experimental Gameplay Project - theme "10 seconds"

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holy crap "pun intended" that was awesome. Very fun take on the whole subject and the game was surprisingly addictive. Music was very catchy too! Had fun! thanks!

"do jesus things"

This is actually a great game. I was surprised.

I recommend.

Great game, very funny. Despite what some think, I still consider it a justified stab against Christianity, or religion in general. The fact that no matter how many effort you put into the miracles and the apostles you gather in the process, Jesus is still fucked ;)

Spoiler alert, even if you get all 12 apostles, you still die in the end. What a letdown. I want Jesus to have NO crucifixion at the end. NOBODY gets forgiveness! EVERYONE goes to hell for losing in a rigged game with no way to win! But why do you still get 3 apostles even if you don't do anything except get to the end? Is that message that even if you're a complete loser with no accomplishments at all, you're likely to get a bunch of idiots to follow you? I guess he had to run across the ocean so maybe they followed him for that.

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4.41 / 5.00

Jul 1, 2010
3:20 PM EDT
Action - Platformer - Other
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