Crypt Shyfter: Vortex
Be a heroic badass! Or just be a bad guy (or girl!) who’s an ass. It’s Crypt Shyfter!
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- rated 4.32 / 5 stars
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- Genre:
- Adventure - Other
- shit
- humor
- text
- pants
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Author Comments
A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!
Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.
If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight.
http://steamcommunity.com /sharedfiles/filedetails/
?id=136969358
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Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.
This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.
If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.
Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!
*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.
If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.
*****THIS WAS UPLOADED BY THE ORIGINAL CREATORS*****
This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.
Reviews
Rated 1 / 5 stars
CellarDoorGames flash game, Don't Shit Your Pants, is silly. It's worth 1 star for having little replay value but it's definitely funny. Great job nonetheless!
Rated 5 / 5 stars
I just found out a ¨secret ending´´: remove pants and die (yes really).
Rated 5 / 5 stars
DON'T READ THIS IF YOU WANT TO DISCOVER THE GAME AT YOUR OWN
Well, this are the commands for the achievements in the game:
Award #1: Thinking (and shitting) inside the box
play
pull door
remove pants
enter toilet
shit
Award #2: Mr. Efficient
play
remove pants
shit
Award #3: Shitting 101
play
shit
Award #4: So close and yet so far
play
pull door
enter toilet
shit
Award #5: Sep-poo-ku
play
die
Award #6: Holding off for the inevitable
play
fart light
look pants
take pills
pull door
remove pants
enter toilet
followed by
Award #7: the inevitable
Award #8: Shitting at the starting gun
shit
Award #9: Slow typer
play
remove pants
take pills
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars
Despite being a shitty little game it is quite good.
Could be longer by having a additional levels or perhaps seques - Don't Shit Your Pants during concert/battle/your wedding.
Also needs character classes and boss battles.
Rated 5 / 5 stars
the thing is
take off pants
shit
, your done.