RIP Fred T. you were the best at this humor. Deadpan straight and getting this stuff on-air for all of us to laugh at was a real treat. Then LXQJ took to matching these up with G-Man etc. pics and then it multiplied over many times.
I *THINK* that Rizz is still doing the Freak of the Week even today a couple years after Fred passed. Given enough time, I think anyone can pull the deadpan attitude and read these things as Fred did, even if the voice isn't ever gonna be the same.
And Chris, without you keeping whatever readings were available without the music around, that hilarity would never have happened. Thank you for your godly work in immortalizing Fred's comedic gold.