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Virtual GodClock (beta)

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The Virtual God Clock.

Instructions:

Ask the VGC for advice on a difficult decision you have to make in the next 72 hours. Remember to speak CLEARLY into your microphone.

If you have no mic, sometimes concentrating real hard then yelling as loud as you can works.

Press "ASK"

God will show you the way.

How does it work?
With use of a very exhaustive script engine (using interactive active buddy v2.1) Virtual God Clock contains all the knowledge of the universe and uses A.I. "intuition" to best choose from millions of pre-programmed responses.

For instance:

x=150; length of 'chains';
~~~~~~~~~~;
resetForces();
addConstraint("body", getX("body"), getY("body"), x));
addConstraint("lArm", getX("lArm"), getY("lArm"), x));
addConstraint("rArm", getX("rArm"), getY("rArm"), x));
addConstraint("lLeg", getX("lLeg"), getY("lLeg"), x));
addConstraint("rLeg", getX("rLeg"), getY("rLeg"), x));
addConstraint("head", getX("head"), getY("head"), x));

So on and so forth....

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what this is not god this is not funny

I thoroughly enjoyed this

oh shit I voted 5 instead of 4 though

nope

I'm sorry, but this just didn't have the comedic value of other cc flashes. Something about it was off, although placing it wouldn't be worth my time and effort. It's just... not cool bro, not cool

Pop-Tart responds:

Blame science