Simple, but RNG dependent to get the highest rank of Obese, kinda wish there was a really hard to reach rank at 3000 but such is life.

lolool

Here in Europe the automatic translator says it is called typical american rather than fat kid

Entertaining

Funny concept, but it does get difficult to avoid stuff pretty quickly. Mind you, is that call out to how much health food is stuffed in our face these days? I liked the 80s style graphics, and for a quick 12 second game it is half decent. However, I feel it's replay-appeal is lacking. Good effort nonetheless.

Good enough...

...but perhaps you could have found some fitting music somewhere to put in there. I get that it was a one night thing, but it's terribly bland, and I didn't particularly want to keep going for the meager 12 seconds that it asked of me. I really feel that just some simple music would have fixed this.