upwards and onwards

bored sorry but there is nothing too this its just not fun

and your charming responses too other people who have tried to offer you constructive critism says a lot... if you cant handle it dont upload it onto newgrounds (it is a peer review site)

but hell keep trying

Mmm

The game was decent, at best.
Controls were clunky, and nothing really new.
Also, if you really want people to take you seriously as a flash artist,
Why insult them when they're critiquing your work, takes any small amount of credibility you had, and shatters it.

Well...

Even if 100,000 people on newgrounds rate my review as "Useless", I for myself,
have to say that I enjoyed this parody of Kevin Bacon and Shift, more then the two Originals.
Maybe it was also, because the music made a really great fit to the Kevin Bacon in underwear, but nontheless I think many people here have no Idea what it takes to make a game like this, and should prove better then this before saying this is making Kevin Bacon turning over in his grave and stuff...

I played it until I got stuck and I wasnt teleporting, or raped by giant Bacon Strips!
Also this whole Kevin Bacon submissions are a huge joke SO whatever!

You get 8/10 for the effort and the music
not 10/10 because its to small, I would have liked a bigger Bacon or having it in a bigger screen.
Also, because I could not get away by turning the screen and a box was dropping.

But all in all, cheers!

Pretty good

There were some downsides and glitches of course, but considering the time everyone had to make their stuff its damn good and more complex than a lot of the other games posted for Kevin Bacon's day.

Though I'm giving it a 5/10 by quality comparative to a normal entry (despite effort) I respect you bro.

The only good thing about this is the music.

Extremely disappointed. Controls are clunky, no jump equals no fun, boring concept, willing to make exceptions for Kevin Bacon, but not adequately used. Not good enough, F-minus-minus.