Pure genius!

This is the best game I have ever played. I got a score of 750000 in 82 minutes, so I'm going to keep playing until I can get past the boss level and become a baconator master! I can't believe you don't charge people a lot of money for this. My life has been changed. I'll be a better person than anyone else on earth now simply because I played this wonderfully rewarding game. Thank you for a richly rewarding experience.

Be my breakfast,

The only breakfast I'll ever enjoy.

oh god i remember this lmfao

i remember this was in the top 50 at one point way back when and it confused me thoroughly

now i can say that this is FANTASTIC

total momsence

nonsence but L-O- L!

XDDDDDDD

VIOLENCE: 10; BECAUSE I SAW GEEZ THERE >.<

that made no sense

but it was funny.yay