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Got a question? Why not ask Strawberryclock the king of the portal. He will surely give you an answer.

Featuring art by UnknownClock and music by Gebz

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please reply to this i cant type any thing in instead i kept pressing ask this made me realized the clock just answers randomly thus this game is not very good but i would stilll like to play it :(

Fion responds:

You aren't a very smart person.


I asked if i could kill him and he said "You cannot kill StrawberryClock"

Fion responds:

StrawberryClock knows all. You cannot kill StrawberryClock.

Well He's a liar

I ask if I'll be rich :"Yeah, man"
If I realized my dream : "Yeah, man"
If he think I'm a dumb : "Yeah, man"...

Fion responds:

Those are therefore, all true.

This Freaked me out a lil bit lol.

I asked it if id ever get married and it said,

"Well as we started making out, she unzipped my pants, put her hand on my dick and as soon as she touched it I immediatly came and started farting."

That is freaky XC