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CONTROLS
Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.
Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.
View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.
PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.
P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.
P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx
P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!
You guys should really revisit the gameplay mechanic ideas used in this game, still one of my favorite platformers ever made. Despite how much I love the ending and overall aesthetic, modern normies will be unable to enjoy this game and that brings a great sadness to my heart...
A modern version with level editor would be so beautiful; but keep working on madness or nightmare cops or whatever the fuck yall do these days.
Hey everyone i gotta say the ching chong beautiful game has hard mode if the timer will runs out as zero the ching will be sacrifice himself.
This game's got it all! Fun and challenging platformer action, catchy tracks to trip yourself to, and racism!
My nostalgia is all here
ching chong ping pong ding dong
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