Ph34r t3h b0x3s?
This game is... well... interesting? The premise and the random phrases everywhere are very comical. However, the game is very bland. No sound or music, white background, and very little work on sprites and such. I've also noticed 2 glitches. For the one in the shop, if you move your mouse across the bottom of the screen, you will see every description of every item. Second, when playing, you automatically lose a life when you get close enough to a side (is it supposed to be that way?).
I have a couple of other things pertaining the shop. The decimal for the money should probably be fixed. It should be 2 decimal places instead of floating decimal places, lol. And maybe there should be a check mark or something that signifies that you already bought that item? Just a thought.
This game definately has potential. If enough hours are put into it, it might just become a hit on NG.