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Impossimaze 3

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FULL title is IMPOSSIMAZE 3 - The Dark Secret
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Ok This one took a month and a half to make... Just kidding,
I made it in one day, I'm very impatient.


WHAT...
I CAN'T CREDIT MY OWN MUSIC??!(OCPS - UNKNOWN DANGER)
HEY LAY OFF ME.


My family found this enjoyable except for the blood and some of the stuff I typed.


9.8MB Sweet...
(Blammers read this only)
I put a lot of effort and heart into this game(1.5 months), and if you are to blam this, then go blam impossible quiz too while you're at it, cause I know that the only reason for treason like that is,
it's too hard to figure out...


Bull...... Shit........ I put a super brief walkthrough in the game and you know, why wont YOU try to make
a game like this BY YOURSELF, ON A LAGGY COMPUTER THAT HAS ONLY 40 MB of RAM, yeah, ITS HARD... SO PLEASE JUST LET UP AND LOWER YOUR FUCKING
BULLSHIT HIGH STANDARDS AND SEE THIS GAME FOR WHAT IT TRUELY IS... a game that has a soul injected into it... WITH LOVE AND EFFORT IN EVERY FRAME

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Bad game to be honest with you, I even passed the Demon the 2nd time by abusing my FPS and moving my mouse as fast as I can without looking like it hit the border. And it sent me to LEVEL 2 again. Please fix.

You know, I actually did work hard on this game.

My goal was to create the most obnoxious game possible, but still have it pass judgement. My lazy first attempts (Impossimaze 1 & 2) failed, as they were blammed. I realized that I had to make something that LOOKED LIKE it had substance, while still being complete horseshit. My inspiration was Strawberryclock's "B".

After posting a dress-up game twice (Make a cartoon face 1 & 1.5) to practice flash and getting away with posting a generic as fuck game, I finally started work on this one, to see if I could pull it off.

I spent 4 hours brainstorming and writing ideas down for the game, description, etc. I'd ask myself, "What can I do to make this worse?", or "How can I make this more ridiculous?".

Then 6 hours making and finding the most unfitting/obnoxious music I could, I was very thorough.

Finally, 2 hours putting it all into flash, carefully doing everything wrong. Moving text right up against the edges, badly aligning things, putting music in random places, random scrolling text, completely WTF fonts, bad contrast, godawful art, the cardinal sin of gradient buttons, writing that masterpiece of a description, and finally submitting it.

I think one of my favorite parts has to be when the menu glitched on me. Instead of fixing it, which would make the game better, I just went with it and put some text telling you that it was the game's fault and you have to press space to continue. Beautiful.

I hope you guys appreciate the hard work I put into making this piece of shit :)

ehm

loading time wasnt even that long -,-

this has potential, theres a few bugs.

when you beat the "Demon" the music "overlays" each time you beat it
makeing the music ear rape :\ thats my only big problem was fun for a good 2 minutes

btw at the others below me i believe it says...

"If you are giving this submission a low score, please offer constructive criticism that will be useful to the artist. The review space is not a place for you to act like a total asshole."

here

here is my opinion:
STOP ADDING so much music because people have to wait 4mins of there life just to see that this game REALY SUCK!. ps I havent even played it yet because its still loading...xD but im SURE its going to be a shit!

Lame

Kind of poor.I noticed that on level 3 as soon as you start you die.and on level 1 Am I supposed to hit the button?I mean thats kind of weird 2/5=4/10

zzbtbest1000zz responds:

That's why you don't click the middle or bottom of the !...

because if you observe... you see the fill on the bottom and middle purposely made to kill you..

well thanks 4 the 4.

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5,677
Votes
23
Score
1.67 / 5.00

Uploaded
Aug 30, 2009
11:41 PM EDT