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I don't even know why I bother trying to be hip and all when I still don't get on that damn bytejacker show and I still don't get on TIGsource's frontpage. I don't know why, but I still try.

You sort of have to play my other game "You Only Live Once" before you play this. What happens in that game decides what happens in this.

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Doesn't work

I don't get it.

It doesn't matter whether I play YOLO or not, I always start this game up to Sir Giant Pink Lizard, tied up, ready for shooting. Doesn't matter if I kill him or leave him alone, reloading the page brings me right back to the same part, over and over.

Is it broken?

raitendo responds:

Might be..! You know it's rather old at this point, and all.

This is the most amazing coding triumph I have yet to see.

Finally I get to take revenge on this damn lizard, even if I almost did get to his room...

what is this for? does i have to do something?


who thought a spin off could be so... data tracking. i know exactly how it works people. its not cookies. it stores the info in your computer not he internet. depressing, and meaningless