Normally,
I'd only take time to review good games..
But I'm feeling adventurous,
so, you guessed it!
I'm reviewing this game.
The negative aspects to positive aspects iratio is just stunning:
-Slow pace.
-no story, no development whatsoever, as soon as you hit start, you're in the game.. Which is fine, but the game sucks anyways so it's pointless.
-The Pelican is way to fucking big, it's like trying to squeeze a fat person into a shopping cart.
-You can't aim, the missles are just way to laggy, so you can barely ever hit anyone.
-There's no music, so it just makes it that much more un-enjoyable.
-The graphics are good, but then again, you just got sprites from Spriters Resource or something and programmed them likewise, it would have been better if they were handdrawn, but seeing this game makes me doubt you have any sort of artistic talent.
-I don't care if this is your first game, or second game, of fucking five-millionth game, you should have some sense in you to polish your games before sending them into Newgrounds.
-I seriously could only play the game for about 30 seconds before I just made myself die to end it. (It's a wonder I even made it that far..)
-There's no point in going faster, if there's no point, you don't get to the end of this shitty game any faster, which I thought would work, but it didn't, so this game gets a big fat 0 for having NO FUCKING END. (Along with all the other said problems)
My only constructive critisism is to...
Well,
make better games.