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Right click >> Zoom In to actually read it. I tried to organize it as best as I could. A few of the sounds are pretty useless, but do what you can with them. Sorry about the sound quality. The sounds are directly from the game files in all glorious stereo high quality ness, but the .SWF apparently messed with that.