I’m a professional gamer, and I have to say, this may just be the most amazing game I’ve ever played in my entire life, even rivalling both classic and upcoming games that haven’t even come out yet, let alone thought of, and I can safely say gaming will not peak higher than this magnificent piece of high octane and extreme gameplay.
Not only that, but the music is beautiful, the characters are more memorable than those of Mass Effect, and the story is so magnificent, it all brought me to tears. Never in my life have I experienced something of true divine quality as this godly work of the high heavens made by our lord and saviour Jonathan Graham, God King of Glasgow, and Conquerer of Canada, and now I may truly die happy, as I will surely know no other such joy and jubilation as when my eyes first beheld the breathtaking majesty of this heavenly creation.
Thank you Jon, oh mighty and benevolent patron saint of post-modernism. Thank you for changing my life for the better on this day, and for blessing the world with your radiance and brilliance.
