Hola, NGratas! Its me, your bestest pal, the Princess Laucherella!!! Happy Cinco de Mayo! Arriba!

Watch out for feral Mexicans on the street tonight, folks; they're VERY dangerous!

The hapless Cyberen has been loaded onto a prison bus FULL of rowdy Mexicans on this oh so very festive day. Does that sound like trouble to you guys? It better!

Cyberen is an overt racist, and makes a comment about the odor of his brown bus-buddies, which makes them very upset! Oh no, poor Cyberen!!!

It looks like "ol' orange-nuts" is about to get the beatdown of his life, and maybe even a rape. Gosh, it sure has been a while since he got raped in a Silly!

It doesn't end there, folks! It gets even better (or worse if you're Cyberen)! As evidenced by his recent actions (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/492397), LSD is still in Cyberen's system, causing him to see the belligerent border bandits as piñatas! Looks like Cyberen might have got a lucky break for once in his miserable life!

He pulls the stick out of his *butt* that he's been carrying for roughly 3 years, and starts beating the ever-living crap out of the perceived pugilistic piñatas! Will Cyberen win for once with his drug induced bravery?

WATCH AND FIND OUT!

Love, Ella

PS: A good friend of mine has informed me that today is also Princess Day, so be sure to wish me a happy one!