Oh, Newgrounds, it's your loving sovereign here! Yes, that's right! Princess Laucherella has returned to gift you with the delicious sweat of my brow! "What ever could she be talking about"??

Jessica Anne "Horsebitch" Churney-Strickland is a deadly mercenary employed by the sinister Tennipples Industries. She's the leader of the dreaded Horsebitch Cavalry, the aptly named Mr. Dr. Prof. Steeley Tennipples's elite band of equestrian femmes fatales!

For years, Horsebitch has been following Cyberen Broyoshi - the bumbling antihero of the popular, "edutaining" animated series, The Cyberen Sillies - waiting for a moment to strike and kidnap poor Cyberen, so that his body can be harvested into a doomsday device for the maniacal Prof. Tennipples.

Along the way, however, something unexpected happened: Horsebitch fell in love with Cyberen! Now she plays the role of a voluptuous double-agent, constantly staying one gallop ahead of both Cyberen and her insidiously evil employer, with the help of Susie, her wise-cracking horse!

This is her story...

Episode 5: A Horsebitch with No Name...

We open with Horsebitch and her mighty cavalry taking a nice romp through the Nova Scotian wilderness, when she hears the news that Cyberen has been thrown in jail. She is so surprised that she is thrown off her horse and hits a rock!

When she finally wakes up, she doesn't remember squat. She doesn't know Susie the Wisecrackin' horse, who dragged her all the way back to Boulderwood Stables, from any other horse (which offends Susie, prompting her to make a rather snide comment).

With the help of Susie, her second-in-command Puta DeCaballo, and Horsey's drug dealer - a sassy, street-smart kid who calls himself "Killah Gross" - can Jessica regain her memories when her friends need her?

Watch and find out! And don't forget: May's Cyberen Sillies are coming starting tomorrow! I think I just wet my seat a little OH MAN!!!!