I know you've all been waiting! Here it is - the fourth chapter in the epic saga that is the Horsebitch Hijinks!

Jessica Anne "Horsebitch" Churney-Strickland is a deadly assassin employed by the sinister Tennipples Industries. She's the leader of the dreaded Horsebitch Cavalry, the aptly named Dr. Steeley Tennipples's elite band of equestrian femmes fatales!

For years, Horsebitch has been following Cyberen Broyoshi - the bumbling antihero of the popular, "edutaining" animated series, The Cyberen Sillies - waiting for a moment to strike and kidnap poor Cyberen, so that his body can be harvested into a doomsday device for the maniacal Dr. Tennipples.

Along the way, however, something unexpected happened: Horsebitch fell in love with Cyberen! Now she plays the role of a voluptuous double-agent, constantly staying one gallop ahead of both Cyberen and her evil employer, with the help of Susie, her wise-cracking horse!

This is her story...

Episode 4: Son of a Horsebitch!

After bailing Cyberen (but not Jhonen Vasquez) out of Vietnam yesterday, Horsebitch drops a bomb on Cyberen: she's pregnant!

Of couse, this is all a clever April Fool's Day ruse, but Cyberen doesn't know this and takes her VERY seriously. As payback for saving his pathetic excuse for a life on countless occasions, Cyberen takes it upon himself to find out who the father is!

As it would turn out, Horsebitch has an extremely long list of sexual partners, most of whom she doesn't even know. Horsebitch leads Cyberen along through the slummiest parts of Nova Scotia checking names off a list for several hours before telling Cyberen that HE is the father!

Can Susie the wisecrackin' horse carry Horsebitch fast enough to stop Cyberen (still unaware he is being punk'd) from commiting suicide? Watch and find out!

Have a Horsebitchin' night, folks! I love you!

Princess Laucherella <3