Hey guys! Hey guys! Its me, Princess Laucherella! Are you ready for another night of double Cyberens? You gosh darn well better be!

Dr Buttswallows emerges victoriously from his office! He's finally discovered the root of Cyberen's recent, bizarre bouts of hallucinations. They aren't the effects of the plant life in the Spooky Forest as Nurse Shartzworth and the ghost of Sylvia Plath thought, but rather the long term effect of untreated syphilis! That's right folks, Cyberen AKA Brock Janson has syphilis, both in the cartoon AND in real life.

Brock told me about this last week and requested that I make an informative cartoon about this incident so that all the kids who watch my show can see how silly and preventable advanced neurosyphilis is!

But, back to the Silly! I don't even think I need to say that Cyberen does not take the news well! In fact, he locks himself in Sylvia Plath's magic oven and refuses to come out, not even for a whole box of Cyberen Snax! The wily Jhonen Vasquez, however, might have an even better idea!

As you will learn in the Silly, syphilis is VERY treatable! As a matter of fact, and if Jhonen Vasquez's cockamamie scheme works, Cyberen will be photographing his clay dildos again after just a few doses of antibiotics!

I'm sure you know things are NEVER simple with Cyberen, so the question is: will the plan work? Watch and find out!

-Princess L.