Hello, my dear friends! Welcome to another double-daily Cyberen spectacular! We're in the middle of an arc now, so please refer back to this week's earlier episodes if you want to know how Cyberen got in this mess!

Continuing from yesterday, Cyberen and Jhonen Vasquez have utterly failed at defending their battle ship from Russian forces, and are now awaiting rescue on a life raft with nothing to eat but a stinky ole boot!

At long last, the US army comes to save our helpless heroes; however, they dont receive the warm welcome they expected! In fact, the second Cyberen and lover set foot on the helicopter, Major Hemorrhoids of the US army begins screaming at them with steam comedically pouring out of his ears!

You see, folks, Jhonen Vasquez's stolen Russian submarine, now back in the hands of its original owner, is loaded with nukes which are well on their way to Cuba! It seems that Cyberen's nervous bladder cost him more than just Jhonen's submarine - the United States is now on the brink of obliteration! Oh no!

Can these two blundering buffoons help Major Hemorrhoids stop General Bad Boris before its too late? Watch and find out!

Part two is comin' your way now! <3

Love, Princess Laucherella