Hey folks, Laucherella here! Ready for another weekly arc of double-stuffed, super-Silly fun? Of course you are! Tonight's episodes are loosely based on Rob Zombie's "Firefly family" family films of which I am a big fan! Get ready for some wholesome entertainment as only Rob Zombie and Princess Laucherella can deliver!

Cyberen is trapped in Russia, that's for sure! What ever will he do? As usual, I'll tell you: He limps away from his captors (even with super-human regenerative abilities like Cyberen has, osteoperosis has taken a great toll on Cyberen), but becomes lost in the massive Russian military area once it starts to snow!

Luckily, before long, some gangly lookin' dudes in orange parkas rescue Cyberen and bring him to an old farmhouse where Cyberen is in for quite a surprise! All the denizens of this ghastly grange are all failed Cyberen-clones!

Confused? Well folks, as you may recall, last October, the Russians used Cyberen's DNA to create a superweapon known only as "The Red Cyberen" (Cyberen's epic battle with this creature can be seen here: http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/465557). These creepers are all the mistakes General Bad Boris and his naughty scientists made before they made that big lug - and boy are they ticked-off at Cyberen!

Watch Cyberen attend a macabre floor show, get manhandled (far past the degree he finds arousing), go through the shock of the infamous "Behold... FISHBOY!" scene, get put in a cage (far longer than he might find arousing), and finally get dumped into a pit to meet the pseudo-Cyberen cult's mysterious leader face-to-face!

And this is only the first part of tonight's entertainment! If you'll pardon my language, I think old Cyberen is in for one heck of a night!