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TODAY'S CYBEREN SILLY IS BASED ON A HEINOUS SEXUAL ACT THAT CYBEREN REALLY COMMITTED :X

Cyberen is at the local gay milk bar drinking a glass of nutritious chocolate milk one lovely Santa Fe afternoon. When he gets done and pays his bill like a responsible adult, a patron of the bar, Jhonen Vasquez by name, mistakes Cyberen's HILARIOUS milk-moustache for the by-product of a deviant sexual act that you will go to hell if you do, no joke!

Our rather impressionable hero is intrigued by Jhonen Vasquez's description of a "Dirty Sanchez". If you don't know what a "Dirty Sanchez" is, listen to your ole pal Jhonen Vasquez's first-account because, frankly, it's downright vulgar and Jesus wouldn't like me writing about it. In fact, the whole point of me making this cartoon is to warn young people against commiting this terrible, terrible act.

Cyberen learns this timeless lesson of "curiosity killing the cat" (in this case, "curiosity making Cyberen's face smell like crap all day") the hard way, so you wont have to!

<3 Princess Laucherella

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