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Gumby Cracker!

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This is a flash that I started a year ago. It's one of my first flash animations ever. It doesn't have any sound...sorry. It features Gumby, Goo, and a part of Pokey. If you don't know what Gumby is...basically, it's all CLAY! They morph...etc. Whatever. Yeah.


So, it wasn't some amazing movie

But, you guys need to just listen to him, it was his first flash. it won't get front page, but at least it was decent. I will say that yes, it would be better with sound, but that's not his fault, so just lighten the hell up.

Wow, you're a defensive little prick.

So, someone gives this pile of garbage a bad review, and you get pissy like an angry toddler and attempt to defend it. Hey moron, when you submit a piece of shit like this, expect it to get bad reviews and don't try to make up excuses and defend it. Oh and by the way, it sucked. Ok, I'm waiting for the angry response.

P.S. Grow up loser. I'll bet you're 12 with the mentality of a 6 year old.

gunsage responds:

Well, let's see here. First off, I'm 22. Second, I'm in college. So let's see here, yes, it was a sucky animation. Maybe I should take it off NG. MAYBE. However, there's a few things you're neglecting to understand:
#1: This WAS my first submission ever. If you'll look at my profile and do a bit of research, you'll understand that.
#2: I've also submitted another animation. This shows that not only have I evolved my skills, but I'm also making a sequel to it. Can't be that bad, can it?
#3: I don't give where you're at, but in my country, I have the freedom of speech. And as long as I have that, I'll say whatever I want, whenever I want, just like you did in your review. You didn't like the movie? Fine. You send me a shitty review? Fine. But, you know, it's pretty much a given that if you send somebody something like that whilst completely disregarding everything I just mentioned, you should expect a vulgar, offensive response. I don't care if you didn't like it. So what? It's when you start me, not my flash, things like "moron," "toddler," "prick," and "loser" when I get a little pissy and I expect others would as well. Plus, just looking over your profile, how am I supposed to know that YOU'RE not a 12 year old?

Well.. it is your first time..

Good job for a beginner, but maybe not up to standard with other submissions in newgrounds
Motion tweening is overused... it gets wierd where they get thinner then thicjer again like in the beginning where he kicked the rock
Graphics are okay.. considering you're using preset shapes..
not too bad i guess.. get a comp with sound and it'll be cool

i understand this was your first flash

the other prejudice bastards that rate movies might not read about it first, thats why my only submission probbaly got bad reviews, but i can understand that this was your first attempt at flash, and for such a nice job as a newb, i give you a ten. and i saw that you wrote about not having sound at your university, i won't criticize you for that. it was much better than my first flash movie!


What the hell kind if movie was that supposed to be, that was a bunch of shit, and the maker of this should be burnt on a steak!!!!!

gunsage responds:

First off, I clearly specified that this was my first flash. I did it about two years ago. Second, I just did it for fun...it wasn't supposed to be AMAZING or anything. Third, I can't believe you have the audacity to even submit a response when you don't even have the intelligence to spell "stake." What, am I supposed to be part of a platter? I mean, you said I should be burnt with "steak," right? Stupid fucker.

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Mar 24, 2002
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