Yesterday, Cyberen caught his hero/gay lover Jhonen Vasquez making out with a stranger from a near by town, known only as "Mathers". The vigilant Cyberen vaguely recognized him as a fellow alumnus of overrated gothy animator school, and after some good ole fashioned hard work scouring the newspaper microfisch machines at the Santa Fe library, Cyberen finds the man who stole his boyfriend, a man who Cyberen loathes, a man named Jonathan Ian Mathers.

Although they are similar in many, many ways, Cyberen despised Jonathan back in "the day" because people liked him better, despite Cyberen's ability to draw. Cyberen thought Mathers had died after being lynched by an angry mob years back, but there he was, stealing a kiss from Jhonen Vasquez!

There's only one thing left for Cyberen to do: cast his cowardice aside and settle things the only way that makes sense in Cyberen's bizarre fantasy world - an old western showdown, featuring music from from the 1952 film "High Noon".

When Cyberen's nervous bladder gets the best of him, where will Cyberen find a new pair of chaps before the noonday train brings Jonathan Ian Mathers? Watch and find out!

You'll notice that the good folks over at the Cyberen Sillies have painstakingly animated this episode with incredible attention to detail, including the use of photoshop and other neato-burrito effects to give it that "old western flick" feel!!!

Also, if you haven't been keeping up with the Cyberen Sillies, and you're wondering why Cyberen looks so hefty in today's Cyberen, it's because Brock Janson, the real "Cyberen", has gained 47 pounds stress-eating as a result of his recent battle with cancer. Please go to http://cyberen.newgrounds .com and give Cyberen your support as he packs off the pounds!

Love ya, Princess Laucherellla :-*