It's the first of the month, and you know what that means! That's right folks, part two of the swell, new Cyberen Sillies spinoff, "The Horsebitch Hijinks"!

Jessica Anne "Horsebitch" Churney-Strickland is a deadly assassin employed by the sinister Tennipples Industries, leader of the dreaded Horsebitch Cavalry, the aptly named Dr. Steeley Tennipples's elite band of equestrian femmes fatales!

For years, Horsebitch has been following Cyberen Broyoshi - the bumbling antihero of Princess Laucherella's popular, "edutaining" animated series, The Cyberen Sillies - waiting for a moment to strike and kidnap poor Cyberen, so that his body can be harvested into a doomsday device for the maniacal Dr. Tennipples.

Along the way, however, something unexpected happened: Horsebitch fell in love with Cyberen! Now she plays the role of a voluptuous double-agent, constantly staying one gallop ahead of both Cyberen and her evil employers, with the help of Susie, her wise-cracking horse!

This is her story...

Episode Two: "Hold Your Horsebitch!"

Horsebitch's Latina subordinate Puta DeCaballo captured Cyberen on a scouting mission in Brazil brought him back, at long last, to Tennipples Industries (see "Cyberen & the Brain" for the full account: http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/479751). While the rest of the Cavalry celebrated, Horsebitch had one thing on her mind: bustin' out Cyberen!

Cyberen manages to break free of the evil grasp of the Tennipples Mainframe computer and cyber(e)netically increase his muscle-mass tenfold (giving him roughly the physique of a middle school baseball player). Additionally, Murphy the cybernetic brain shuts down power in the Tennipples Laboratory Facility, disabling the forcefields and giving Cyberen his big chance to escape, but even that wont be enough for Cyberen to escape the heavily-guarded Tennipples Industrial Complex - not with the Horsebitch Cavalry on the prowl.

What Cyberen needs is a guardian angel - and that guardian angel is Horsebitch! Jessica will have to use every means available to distract her comrades and provide Cyberen with a clean getaway!

You're sure in for the "ride" of a lifetime, folks!

Oh, and if you missed part one ("Hey" is for Horsebitch!): http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/476815

Enjoy!