The plot of today's episode loosely follows "Boxing Helena", possibly the biggest piece of crap to fall out of the film industry's star-studded anus in the year 1993. Think of it as a tribute or something...

Last episode(http://www.newgro unds.com/portal/view/4803 24), Cyberen attempted to perform impromptu surgical replacement on Larry the Talking Lung, who managed to slip out of poor Cyberen's body in "Cyberen Coughs Up a Lung" (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/480022). Cyberen manages to fowl up the sugery so badly that his legs are amputated in the process.

The talking brain that Cyberen met in "Cyberen & the Brain" (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/480022) manages to slip into an experimental bear-suit (a nod to the cartoon show "Evil Con Carne") lying about the animal laboratory of the aptly named Dr. Steeley Tennipples. Having been a surgeon in the life he once had in a time before Tennipples, the talking brain is able to stabilize poor Cyberen.

Things turn grim when Cyberen realizes now that all of Tennipples's guards are dead, his lil ole legless self is at the mercy of Murphy the Brain, who has fallen madly in love with Cyberen by this point! Cyberen's perfectly healthy arms and tail are also amputated, as the clearmindedness of the cooky cerebrum continues to corrode!

Cyberen never gives up, and always has some smart-alec comment to make to his captor, showing, once more, the maturity and strength of Cyberen's character, as well as the mental retardation of the people who wrote this godawful movie. YOU WONT BELIEVE THE AMAZING TWIST!

-L

PS: Don't forget to send Cyberen a quick lil "get well soon" blog comment or PM at http://cyberen.newgrounds .com, as he's still recovering from a left mastectomy.