This trip to Brazil has been a disaster for poor Cyberen, but accidentally spills his grape juice on a voluptuous old woman who happens to be a high priestess at Rio's famous sunbathing-Ralph-Nader-sh aped Umbanda church, she sings him a humorous song explaining why.

Francisca from the 2Brazucas1Crotch is actually a witch who has given Cyberen a CURSED Brazilian wax (you can see the very painful waxing here: http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/478695)! Francisca, Cyberen finds out, is the DAUGHTER of the woman who cursed Cyberen last March (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/431098)!

The only way to counter-act the cursed genital wax, the old woman explains, is to buy a lucky merkin (pubic wig), and it just so happens that she sells merkins... for 300 USD a piece!

Is Cyberen really that stupid? Watch and find out!

PS: Don't forget to send Cyberen a quick lil "get well soon" blog comment or PM at http://cyberen.newgrounds .com, as he's still recovering from a left mastectomy.