For those of you who haven't been tuned in this week to the most HILARIOUS cartoon series on Newgrounds (The Cyberen Sillies), Cyberen is on a forced vacation to the Brazilian metropolis, Rio de Janeiro!

Last episode, Cyberen received an excruciatingly painful Brazilian wax (see http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/478695 for the nitty-gritty), and now has the confidence to go to the beach to catch some radical waves! Cyberen becomes very popular with the local ladies due to his snazzy new wax-job and his surprising surfing skills (this is a guy who has grown up doing nothing but making flash cartoons, worshipping Jhonen Vasquez, and engaging in autoerotic behavior (more often than not all at the same time) in a dark little room in the Colorado mountains).

It looks like Brazil is the one place where Cyberen isn't a loser! Well, of course (as always) something just HAS to rain on our bumbling antihero's metaphorical parade; today this "something" is a muscle-bound surfer named Kaka St. Bernard.

Kaka challenges Cyberen to a surfing competition to see who is the true "King of the Beach" (see what I mean about Cyberen not being a loser here?). Cyberen - confident with his ability to surf - accepts the challenge.

When things are starting to heat up, the perfect storm of muscular exhaustion, Brazilian barbecue, excitement, and chronic fecal incontinence cause a large, brown loaf of feces to come tumbling out of Cyberen's Invader Zim swim trunks, splashing his opponent and disgusting his entourage of Brazilian babes!

Can Cyberen cope with the shame, or will he (as usual) attempt suicide in a droll, outlandish fashion? Watch and find out!

PS: Don't forget to send Cyberen a quick lil "get well soon" blog comment or PM at http://cyberen.newgrounds .com, as he's still recovering from a left mastectomy.