At the end of last episode (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/477605), Cyberen got caught with his questionably short shorts down and his penis inserted into a dismantled electrical socket by the evil cook, Mary Hands! If you haven't watched the beginning of this story arc, I suggest you do so now or that first sentence'll probably sound real weird!

Fortunately, she is unaware of the important distress signal he sent out using his bionic nipple (for details on how he got this nipple, please see http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/470864). All Cyberen can do is hand himself over like the little sissy he is, and hope someone gets his message before Mary takes him back to Raoul Pupeshitz and Mr. Hands to be eaten (oh, those wacky cannibals).

Just in the nick of time, Pupeshitz's Deli is stormed! That clippidy-clop of hooves can only mean one thing in the sleepy town of Alamosa: THE HORSEBITCH CAVALRY!

Cyberen is still unsure whether the mysterious Horsebitch is a friend or foe, but he knows the Cavalry's sinister master, one Dr. Steely Tennipples, wants to capture Cyberen alive to conduct research on him. His only safe bet is to run like heck while Pupeshitz and his cannibalistic cooking staff are distracted by the attack!

But where can he go? He can't go to Constable Cocksbury, as he is supposed to still be under house-arrest after being taken to the station for vigorously masturbating in public in broad daylight earlier this week (as seen in http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/477354). He wanted to put this part of his life behind him, but there's one group that just might still help him!

"Who could that be, Lauch," you ask? Watch and find out!

PS: Don't forget to send Cyberen a quick lil "get well soon" PM at http://cyberen.newgrounds .com, as he's still recovering from a left mastectomy.

Thx, Princess Laucherella <3