Last episode (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/477481), Cyberen went to a local deli for a bit of a munchout, and was unpleasantly surprised when he was incapacitated, badly beaten, and thrown into a meat freezer by the deranged, cannibalistic proprietor. Being the resourceful little devil he is, instead of waiting around to freeze to death and get eaten, Cyberen makes some C4 out of a stray bobby-pin and a jar of jam he had managed to hide in his anus (you can never be too prepared, folks).

Barely conscious, Cyberen staggers through the kitchen where he is coldcocked by the deli's cook. While the cook and his wife debate over what to do with the presumed dead body of our hero, the proprietor, Rauol Pupeshitz by name, comes in and tells them his intentions for the long-suffering Cyberen.

When he finally regains consciousness, will he be able to talk his way out of this sticky situation? Yeah, you're right. He's boned, kiddos. Well, maybe not. Those of you who have been following the Cyberen Sillies since 2006 might remember a special trick Cyberen can do when he inserts his penis into an electrical socket (please NEVER try this at home. I'm serious, you could really hurt your pee-pee). If Cyberen can get to a wall under the watchful eye of his cannibalistic captors, he can use the elecrical current to tap out a telegraph for help on his nipples!

Y'know I'm thinking about it now, my seasoned fans, and you might not remember that... I actually don't think that's ever happened... um ever. ;-X

PS: Don't forget to send Cyberen a quick lil "get well soon" PM/blog comment at http://cyberen.newgrounds .com, as he's still recovering from breast cancer and a recent left mastectomy.