After after the lengthy pursuit of the horse who date raped Cyberen last episode (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/476948), we arrive at a saloon where Horsebitch and her aforementioned horse are enjoying a raucous party. Horsebitch is seduced by an unlikely prostitute who, having witnessed the dialogue last episode (important crap!! if you missed last episode, please watch now http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/476948) attempts to hypnotize Horsebitch and learn about her sinister master.

Cyberen breaks in and attempts to kill Horsebitch, but he is stopped by the prostitute, allowing Horsebitch to escape. Cyberen fights off a number of Horsebitch's men and finds himself in a Mexican standoff with the prostitute, who unmasks his disguise to reveal himself as Jhonen Vasquez! The two escape from the saloon as the wagon-load of nitroglycerin tumbles down a nearby slope, destroying the building.

In Washington, D.C., Cyberen and Jhonen Vasquez meet at the White House with President Bush, who informs them of the disappearance of America's key scientists at the hands of Horsebitch's insidious master. Bush charges the two with finding the scientists within one week, before he inaugurates the Alamosa transcontinental railroad.

En route to New Orleans on board The Scrotum, a luxury train fitted with an array of bizarre gadgets, Cyberen and Jhonen Vasquez come to blows before putting aside their differences. Pursuing a lead, the two arrive in New Orleans at the mansion of the aptly named Dr. Steely Tennipples - Horsebitch's brilliant but venomously bigoted master confined to a semen-powered wheelchair-who is hosting a party for the elite of equestrian society. While investigating Tennipples's study, Cyberen is almost seduced by one of Tennipples's horse-mounted femme fatals; however, Cyberen escapes, and the assassin is killed in the process. Cyberen mistakes a female guest for Jhonen Vasquez in disguise, making a comic error that results in the guests leading Cyberen out for a lynching. Cyberen, trying to talk his way out of being lynched, is saved by an elastic lynching rope, one of Jhonen Vasquez's inventions, and escapes with Jhonen Vasquez on The Scrotum.

Onboard his armored semen-powered gunboat, Tennipples, hosting a reception for foreign dignitaries, demonstrates his newest weapon: a semen-powered tank. The tank crew uses Horsebitch's goons as target practice, infuriating Horsebitch. Horsebitch tries to shoot Tennipples, but Tennipples shoots her first, using a gun concealed within his wheelchair, leaving her to barely escape with her life. Tennipples explains to the assembled ambassadors the immense power of his new mechanized forces and invites the dignitaries to a reception at his laboratory to explain his future plans. Cyberen and Jhonen Vasquez arrive at the scene of the massacre just as Tennipples and his tank leave. The duo finds the wounded Horsebitch, who reveals one of Tennipples's past crimes: Tennipples had used the tank to massacre a settlement of displaced sexual felons, including Cyberen's family (an attack for which Cyberen had held Horsebitch's men responsible).

Tennipples boards his armored train (based on his tank) and heads towards Utah. He is pursued by Cyberen, Jhonen Vasquez, and Horsebitch, who travel on board The Scrotum. Using his advanced mechanical devices, Tennipples relocates his own train behind The Scrotum. Cyberen, making use of one of Jhonen Vasquez's inventions, disables Tennipples's train, but not before Tennipples uses a locomotive-mounted cannon to stop The Scrotum. Horsebitch, afraid of being recaptured by Tennipples, accidentally releases sleeping gas, knocking out Cyberen, Jhonen Vasquez, and herself.

Will our heroes pull through? FIND OUT TOMORROW!