From the people who brought you the popular two-years-and-running series "The Cyberen Sillies" - a spinoff months in the making! The good folks at the Cyberen Sillies proudly present to you for the first time on this beautiful night, THE HORSEBITCH HIJINKS! That's right! The mysterious Cyberen Sillies side character, Horsebitch finally gets her own show!

Episode One: "Hey!" is for Horsebitch!

It's another beautiful day at Boulderwood Stables. Jessica the Horsebitch is relaxing after a romantic evening with her horse, when who should show up on the horizon but Cyberen and his sinister sidekick, Jhonen Vasquez!

This coincidental encounter takes the Horsebitch by surprise, and in the confusion, Horsebitch is almost captured by the duo (who just want to know who the heck she is, as I'm sure many of you do), nearly luring her into a full blown Viet-Kong style punji pit using a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken and a urine-soaked carton of cigarettes.

The tables turn with the shish kebabed Horsebitch escapes using her horse-whispering powers, after revealing to Cyberen and Jhonen Vasquez that she is a contract killer working for a mysterious "master" who wants our heroes in the dirt.

What's been stopping her from killing Cyberen and his gay lover all these years? Maybe she's not so bad... Maybe she's in love... Maybe all these hot, sweaty nights she's spent in bed with the horse, she's been thinking of Cyberen. And what's this business about Cyberen being a walking doomsday virus?

WATCH AND FIND OUT!