BASED ON TRUE EVENTS!!!

Today, Cyberen continues to bask in a happy dream with Pamela Anderson. While protesting whaling boats, Cyberen and Pamela Anderson happen across a mysterious lighthouse that leads them to a fantastic underwater city. There Cyberen learns the principals of Randian Objectivism and battles some enormous Cyborgs in diving suits along side his sultry sidekick, Pamela Anderson, and even shoots up with lots of drugs (an unfortunate habit of Cyberen's IRL :-(), all a la BioShock, of course.

Things go from steampunk to steamy when Cyberen and Pamela Anderson are unable to resist the temptation of the growing sexual tension between one another, and have hot, grimy, tastefully obscured sex on the rust city floor (going against Cyberen's vow of abstainence). She then admits to Cyberen that she suffers from Hepatitis C (for reference, she really does, folks). Cyberen, horrified, wakes up in a terrible fit, only to find that his hospital bed sheets are wet.

Nurse Shartzworth gives a detailed explanation of nocturnal emissions to Cyberen, which both Cyberen (and, more importantly, any young men going through puberty who happen to watch my Silly) finds VERY helpful and informative. Cyberen is glad that he isn't a 23 year old bed-wetter and that he didn't have sex with Pamela Anderson, and is very grateful to Nurse Shartzworth for helping him to understand his body better.

NOTE FROM PRINCESS LAUCHERELLA: This story may have a happy ending, but the real Cyberen (my old pal, Brock, the man responsible for the popular Invader Zim: TMHSE) is not having a very happy time back in Alamosa, I'm sad to say. Brock is suffering from breast cancer and has recently undergone a left mastectomy. He's going through radiation right now, and is very ill. All we can do is cross our fingers and pray that they kill the rest of the cancer, so that Cyberen will pull through.

Because of his current condition, Cyberen is EXTREMELY depressed. I've asked Newgrounds to go to his Newgrounds page (http://cyberen.newground s.com) and give him love and support and all that jazz. It means the world to him. I never knew Newgrounds was so kind. Please keep it up, folks. Cyberen needs it now more than ever.