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Wild Missingno. Appeared!

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If you have five dollars and MISSINGNO has five dollars, MISSINGNO has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on MISSINGNO's computer. MISSINGNO is always in control.

Apple pays MISSINGNO 99 cents every time it listens to a song.

MISSINGNO can sneeze with its eyes open.

MISSINGNO can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

MISSINGNO is suing Myspace for taking the name of what it calls everything around you.

MISSINGNO destroyed the periodic table, because it only recognizes the element of surprise.

MISSINGNO can kill two stones with one bird.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for MISSINGNO.

MISSINGNO doesn't read books. It stares them down until it gets the information it wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures MISSINGNO has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with MISSINGNO.

MISSINGNO does not sleep. It waits.

MISSINGNO is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

MISSINGNO counted to infinity - twice.

MISSINGNO is so fast, it can run around the world and punch itself in the back of the head.

MISSINGNO's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

MISSINGNO can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

MISSINGNO doesn't wear a watch, IT decides what time it is.

MISSINGNO does not get frostbite. MISSINGNO bites frost

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