I am gonna see psychiatrist
Me: Why are you smoking?
Him: I'm smoking because I can.
Me: eat shit
Him: Maybe you should try eating shit instead
Me: oh clever...
Me: Why are you bald?
Him: I am bald for the same reason you chose to come here, because you wanted to.
Me: Screw you
Him: You're not really talking about me, are you?
Me: can I have your beard?
Him: no, very few can.
Me: Lets talk about me
Him: I am unable to talk about me, I can only talk to you.
Me: I has gun.
Him: Please put the weapon down, we can talk this through, why do you want to kill me?
Me: Because you aren't a psychiatrist your a spy
Him: What did I do to make you think that?
Me: You wear a suit, you look menacing, and you are interrogating me for information!
Him: oh, that is a good point. Tell me more!
Him: you certainly seem to feel passionate about it
Its so much fun trying to outsmart these types of programs
Me: Can I have a cigarette?
Him: I bet you could if you put your mind to it.
Me: Could you just hand it to me?
--Reaches for cigarette--
Him: I don't think you should be taking other peoples cigarettes.
Me: You just said I could have one!
Me: I think you have alsheimers.
Me: Do you sometimes want to kill someone?
Him: Yes. I often do sometimes want to kill someone. Would it make you feel better if I didn't?
lol i want to turn you into an tentacle monster he said maby i will turn into one and get some furry ass as you said earlier wtf lol :)
Me: I want to f*ck you.
Him: I sometimes also want to f*ck me.
Oh God, I loved this game. It's so funny :D