NEWGROUNDS, I NEED YOU TO PRAY FOR CYBEREN HARDER THAN YOU'VE EVER PRAYED BEFORE. Ms. J (Cyberen's mom IRL) flew me back to Alamosa again. Cyberen needs someone by his side 24/7, and due to the nature of Cyberen's mothers's job (she's a "working girl" who needs to see her clients), she is unable to. It seems I'm the only other human being on the planet willing to spend time with him.

Anyhow, I just got back, and I have more grave news. They believe the cancer has spread through Cyberen's entire body. If this is true, the mastectomy won't do any good, and only the love of God will protect this pious animator.

Today's Silly is a very touching one. Cyberen is running around Happy Hospital, in the nude (in my usual squeaky-clean and tasteful way of animating), dazed and confused (this really happened last week). Cyberen thinks there are bugs running after him. A few of Cyberen's good friends (Nurse Shartzworth, Sally the Skinhead, and the ever-suspicious Jhonen Vasquez) have to step in to calm him down in a HIIILARIOUS ruse, claiming to be the "Cyberen Troopers".

Eventually, they calm the hallucinating Cyberen down and put him to sleep, but when the wily Jhonen Vasquez tricks our disoriented dunce into ingesting a large amount of crystal meth as a cruel joke, how can the troopers calm Cyberen when the bugs are IN his skin?! Watch and find out!

Please, folks, be a "Cyberen Trooper"! All you have to do is go to http://cyberen.newgrounds .com/ and tell Cyberen that you hope he feels better. Me and his mother have been reading them to him in the hospital, and she says that one of them made him so happy that he got an erection, but knowing her, it could have been the way she was dressed. Whatever. Just leave the boy a comment! It'll only take you a minute to say "hope you feel better".