Author's Note: Thanks for showing so much support to poor Cyberen this Breast Cancer Awareness Month! I know each and every one of you folks out there prayed for Cyberen extra hard. For those of you not in on the scoop, the real animator, Cyberen AKA Brock J. has breast cancer. He is a male. Yes, it is very possible, and very serious. This is nothing to joke about. He doesn't have "breasts". In fact, he's sent me several naughty pictures over the years, and he has quite a nice body. He's in lots of pain right now. Please go to his Newgrounds page (cyberen.newgrounds.com) and wish him well. He needs all the support he can get right now, especially from the internet - the one place where he has friends; friends like YOU!

Althogh I love Cyberen to death (heck, I probably love him more than his own mother, and that's sayin a lot, folks), TODAY'S CYBEREN SILLY IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY. BROCK JANSON HAS JOINED THE ALAMOSA KU KLUX KLAN. THIS ISN'T A JOKE. I DO NOT APPROVE WHATSOEVER. IF YOU ARENT GOING TO CYBEREN'S NEWGROUNDS PROFILE TO TELL HIM YOU HOPE HE GETS BETTER, GO THERE TO GIVE CYBEREN A PIECE OF YOUR MIND.

Constable Cocksbury is, at last, convinced by Cyberen's story, and, because Cyberen is not black, he does not arrest him (his negroid lamp-holder was not quite so lucky). After letting Cyberen go, Constable Cocksbury keeps a close eye on Cyberen. What can a poor Cyberen do to get the fuzz out of his navel? Cyberen is forced into joining the KKK (BROCK, HOWEVER, IN REAL LIFE, DID THIS ON HIS OWN ACCORD. PLEASE TELL HIM WHAT A BAD MAN HE IS. HAVING CANCER IS NO EXCUSE.)!

The constable is satisfied, and Cyberen even makes a few good friends at the klan! Cyberen even lynches Old Salty, enabling him to, once and for all, put losing his virginity to a black man behind him! Things are going well until they see Cyberen without his hood on, exposing the negro skin-tone and lips that his incarcerated lamp holder wished for him to have! Cyberen flees, but will he make it to Alamosa before he is put to rest by the beguiled white warriors? Watch and find out!