AUTHOR'S NOTE: It has been pointed out ot me that we are in Breast Cancer Awareness Month, so I'm going to need all you folks out there to pray for Cyberen extra hard. For those of you not in on the scoop, the real animator, Cyberen AKA Brock J. has breast cancer. He is a male. Yes, it is very possible, and very serious. This is nothing to joke about. He doesn't have "breasts". In fact, he's sent me several naughty pictures over the years, and he has quite a nice body. He's in lots of pain right now. Please go to his Newgrounds page (cyberen.newgrounds.com) and wish him well. He needs all the support he can get right now, especially from the internet - the one place where he has friends; friends like YOU!

What's the worst thing about being a genie? The cramped living condintions? The eternal slavery? Cyberen was bound to geniehood last episode (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/466007) , and he's about to find out that it's losing your junk to a swirling trail of orange smoke! Cyberen is frantic because he(?) doesn't even remember what used to be down there, and frankly, folks, I don't either!

Cyberen, always thirsty for self-insight, tries to call Jhonen Vasquez, but Jhonen Vasquez, turned into an octopus last episode, is unable to respond. Gilbert Gottfried discovers this secret conversation and confiscate's Cyberen's Cyberen-shaped cell phone, and reads him the entire book "Paradise Lost" as punishment. Cyberen realizes the only way to ever know the truth about his former little, orange sex organs is to get Gilbert Gottfried to wish for the information, but this will be very tricky, as he does not seem to have taken a liking to Cyberen (or maybe he just SOUNDS that way, who knows). How ever can our hero convince this cacophonous comedian/captor to conjur up a classification for Cyberen's crotch? Watch and find out!