AUTHOR'S NOTE: It has been pointed out ot me that we are in Breast Cancer Awareness Month, so I'm going to need all you folks out there to pray for Cyberen extra hard. For those of you not in on the scoop, the real animator, Cyberen AKA Brock J. has breast cancer. He is a male. Yes, it is very possible, and very serious. This is nothing to joke about. He doesn't have "breasts". In fact, he's sent me several naughty pictures over the years, and he has quite a nice body. He's in lots of pain right now. Please go to his Newgrounds page (cyberen.newgrounds.com) and wish him well. He needs all the support he can get right now, especially from the internet - the one place where he has friends; friends like YOU!

Last episode (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/465870) an unlikely ally saved the fair city of Alamosa from the clutches of Omega Cyberen: the genie! The famous mischief maker flies onto the scene and beats the living heck (pardon my language) out of Omega Cyberen, going as far as enchanting Jhonen Vasquez's wheelchair into a sticky bomber jet! Unfortunately (but perhaps intentionally :/), the genie left just enough time for Omega Cyberen to beat Cyberen's buns (I have a filthy mouth tonight, I'm really sorry, folks).

When the terrible deed was done he dismembers the body (offscreen, of course, you know i detest violence) and magically reattatches Cyberen's arms and Legs. He attempts to do the same for Jhonen Vasquez, but unfortunately, Jhonen Vasquez, lacking the magical properties Cyberen innately possesses, rejects his old limbs, and instead, turns into an octopus (which is irrelevant to the remainder of this story, but it just might be a problem later on, you never know, folks). We left off with an ominous request from the genie for a favor in return (he must have had some reason for helping our heroes, after all). Mayor Chodestein was happy to oblige, but what ever could the genie want?

Guess!

Nope, it's worse! He wants Cyberen's immortal soul so that he can bind it to his lamp and be free, once and for all (maybe now he wont be such a grouch (I'm washing my mouth out with soap after I submit this))! Cyberen is not very happy about this, but he knows he must for the good of Alamosa. He soon finds out, however, that super powers and wish granting abilities can be quite fun; he even models his lamp after Invader Zim's basement! He sure loves Invader Zim. Some might think it's unhealthy, but I digress. Before long, Cyberen gets assigned to granting wishes for Gilbert Gottfried and begins to wish he was no longer immortal so that he could kill himself.