Moses vs. Jesus EP. 1

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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

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i couldnt stop laughing
very good way to get bACK ON THEM
very good way

cHunter responds:

Honestly I don't even remember what it says in this flash. :(


this is so awesome man im so amazed by it i absolutely love it and all your other flashes. please keep making more ur so awesome.

cHunter responds:

Teehee, I have a fan.



You got a good pass out of this one? XD

Funny word *points up, cuking tip of his finger thoughtfully* and ermm. . . . I dun like it up the bum. . . > . > today. . . . Tee-hee-hee! ^.^

Also, why the fuck wouldn't you insult your audience, it's fun! ^.^

cHunter responds:

I love getting the bewildered PMs asking why I made fun of them in my flash.


just for the song

king missle aint to bad but it doesnt look like you credited them in anyway hmmm whats up with that oh well keep up the good work with the user name code but oh well

cHunter responds:

Meh, I didn't feel like crediting them. This was just thrown together to be a simple spam flash.


the last part ruined it.

cHunter responds:

That's what I said to your mom last night. : /

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3.37 / 5.00

Oct 21, 2008
10:31 AM EDT