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Cyberen's Cool Shoes

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HEY FOLKS! Princess Laucherella here! Sorry for the hiatus, I just joined the Rocky Horror Picture Show and it was the wackiest experience of my young lil life! Another animator offered to continue the adventures in my absence in accordance to my scripts, but wouldn't ya know, the schmuck didn't do it!

Today, Cyberen's inferiority complex is closing in on him, and he is unable to counter it with his usual grandiose nonsense. Why, you ask? Well, folks, everyone in the little town of Alamosa has cool shoes. Everyone except Cyberen. He becomes ashamed of those lame sandals that smell like his grandmother's house, and starts spending every waking moment fantasizing about the 4 time Oscar nominated actor, Jeff Bridges' new line of sneakers! He goes through a series of escapades reminiscent of the roadrunner/coyote looney toons, in an effort to secure himself a pair. Just like the coyote, his efforts seem to be proving fruitless.

A couple straws short of returning to the Colorado mountains to attempt suicide again (see http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/433252 for details), Cyberen passes the REAL Jeff Bridges, who overhears Cyberen lamenting to himself. He hurries to tell Cyberen something important, but this fine actor has grown far too fat in his old age to keep up with the spritely, young Cyberen. Will Cyberen live long enough to find out that his shoes are cooler than he thinks? Watch and find out!

NOTE: Our friend, Brock (the REAL Cyberen) is battling breast cancer. Yeah, it can happen to men, and it isn't funny. Please give him your support at http://cyberen.newgrounds .com. He appreciates the crap out of it.

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