Hey folks! It's another SILLY day here at the Cyberen Sillies :-)! I'd like to take this time to remind you guys that the REAL Cyberen is battling cancer. Please take some time and let him know he's in your thoughts. His newgrounds is cyberen.newgrounds.com. It means the world to him. I LOVE YOU BROCK. PLEASE FEEL BETTER SOON.

NOTE: For details on the "Plath" story arc, please see http://www.newgr ounds.co m/portal/view/461367, http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/461480, and http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/462160.

Father O'Higgins has successfully removed Sylvia Plath's spirit from Cyberen's body, by beating her in a hilarious joke-telling contest (a must-see for Cyberen fans (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/462160), with Jhonen Vasquez himself as the judge! Cyberen's spirit awakens from the metaphysical closet Plath shoved it into, but when Cyberen opens his big, freaky bug-eyes, he discovers, to his horror, that he is completely blind!

Though he is surrounded by medical professionals, every single one is baffled by Cyberen's strange condition. It seems there is no medical reason for this happening. Even the famous Dr. Buttswallows is stumped! Polite Father O'Higgins gets up from his seat in the corner and whispers something in Dr. Buttswallows's ear. The priest has his own idea about what is wrong with Cyberen, so get ready for a musical number at the end, when Father O'Higgins teaches Cyberen a thing or two about venial sins! It's fun with a moral!