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HOLY CRAP! Daily fourth place. I know that may not seem like much, but I am truly touched. Thanks again for all of the positive responses and the constructive criticism.

This is my official fourth cartoon, and man it took some major efforts to get this one out. Mainly due to lack of computer access and the like. Anyways, I hope you enjoy Newgrounds, as you are getting the world premeir!" Although I did have to alter the cartoon a bit from it's original so it could meet the criteria to post here. No worries as it isn't radically different, though there are a few details that didn't make the final cut.