Hmmm... actually, I like where this is going.
You're not just spamming the portal, you're actually telling a story in the process. I like that. Not many flashes on Newgrounds bother to have a story in them.
I think after you've done like, forty of these things, you should bundle them all together into one SWF, mess with the pacing a little bit, maybe add a few scenes, and you'd have the whole epic adventure set to In The Navy.
If you do all that, and then actually synch it up properly, I bet you'd get a blue score, easy.