While I don't know about the short -- the usernamed thing is intriguing.
It would be fantastically hilarious if Unsernamed was a real screename from the internet, and someone happened to copy that rediculously retarded text from some obscure corner of it. I can't fap for some reason. Probably a cold.
That is the most retarded, stupid, stupid, pointless thing, that I have ever seen. Just hilarious. Just. Hilarious.
If this was real text, could you please tell me where it came from? It is just hilarious, and it is perhaps even more hilarious that someone copied and pasted that stupid, stupid, utterly pointless, crap.