Chuck Norris!

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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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Chuck Norris has been on the other side of a black hole

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris does not need toilet papier.


Next time you should put some more interesting stuff like moving animations


Could of been better. Don't put something out there for the sake of putting something out there. Work harder next time. The toilet paper part was the best part.

Shucks I spilled my por sis

Chuck norris does not need a condom cause nothing can be protected by chuck norris

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Jun 11, 2008
8:48 PM EDT
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