Ludicrously funny
It is true Xemnas doesn't give a hoot about everyone eles' problems. It sounded like Vexen was in an experiment that not even he was prepared for with the the mutated rat Charles and all the crazy multiplying. Vexen's other little lab rat Zexion was in withdrawal at the sight of the happening. After that first message, I knew who were the pets in the organization: Patrick the heartless, Charles the actual lab rat, and Xemnas' little moondoggie Saix(joke!). With all the crawl spaces, I thought Xigbar could have taken care of it since his specialty is Space, after all.
I don't see the point in Lexaus speaking in the answering machine since you never gave him a voice. Larxene seemed a little more upset than normal since everyone keeps stealing her cheesecakes. Poor Repliku and Demyx, they have to deal with her screaming at their faces and Repliku being tortured.
That DIZ obviously wasn't prepared for the fresh horror of the girl that he tried to use for ransom chase him with a chainsaw after being sick and tried of the organization's crap. It would be cool to have a pet to fetch you a cheesecake like Patrick did for Demyx whereelse dogs will just fetch you a newspaper. It would also be cool to have a friend who can jump through time to help someone with past mistakes like Luxord.
Overall, I really liked the overdose of insanity. I still think that Xemnas would rather "play" with his moondoggie than to pay attention to anyone else's whims. Keep up the great work,OrgLIX.