It's the New Adventures of Cyberen!

Today's episode is sort of a "cliff hanger", if you know what I mean. Cyberen, ever the groupie, hits the road, at the heels of his idol and former gay lover, Jhonen Vasquez. It seems however, that his digestion isnt quite right yet. The toilet is stopped up in his big, orange recreational vehicle, and Cyberen realizes, too late, he has to make an enormous bowel movement. He is unable to control himself any longer, and violently defecates all over the floor, walls, ceilings, and furniture of the Cyberen-mobile. Its too late to head back home to clean up, but Cyberen would kill himself before disgracing Jhonen Vasquez by showing up at his expo all covered in poo. If only Cyberen had checked his toilet before heading out! Silly Cyberen! Thats the moral for today, folks: BE PREPARED!